Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them
They’re for her dick.
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Oh! Then never mind, then
no woman who have a hello kitty condom is crazy
Say hello to her kitty
I don’t want eyes anymore, thank you
I’ll take them, just in a bag, thanks!
Whiskered for her pleasure.
Edit: I’m so sorry
Ask for an ID
You’re supposed to bounce her, not be a bouncer
Say いいね and pound that pompompurin
It always bothered me when folks injected out of context Japanese and provided no explanation, but now I know some Japanese, so for the other folks here like me.
いいね is pronounced i-i-ne and translates to something like “nice”.
The comment below わかりました is pronounced wa-ka-ri-ma-shi-ta and translates to something like “I understand”.
And finally a note to the Japanese injectors. Almost no one likes when you inject Japanese out of context. If you are a student studying Japanese and inject it in context people would enjoy it more.
I accept my down votes if my observations are incorrect, have a nice day.
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わかりました
Step femboy, what are you doing?
As long as she’s 18 I’d smash that shit hard.
Evidently take your phone out and post a meme about it.
Always finish on the bach, never on debussy.
What does baddie mean in this context?
A female who can hold her own and take care of herself. She is very pretty, and independent
^ is what urban dictionary says…
in the 1600s the adverb “bad” went from meaning “incorrect” to being an intensifier - “they wanted that badly” (meaning he wanted it very much, as opposed to his want being poorly formed).
This form of hyperbole has extended over the years and orphaned to a point where now the [they wanted that] part is inferred and we can refer to something as “badass” or “baddie”, understanding subconsciously that is implied that it’s an extender of wanting/liking something “a lot” (“badly”).
Villain, you know, like Sauron or Thanos. Imagine you’re about to shag one of them and they pull out a kawaii jonny, WWYD?
What would yahweh do?
Statistical analysis says gods do not use condoms.
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I like to wait a bit as well.
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Don’t even joke about that.
Ask if she’s got a cinnamoroll one
Ask if they’re snug fit. I’m long and thin, like a pencil.
100% chance she put a pin through those.
Jokes on him, I got an orchiectomy
Jokes on her I got a vasectomy.
Let’s do it to it.
