• MelllvarEnglish
    25·
    6 months ago

    I was framed for assassinating a politician and sent to Rura Penthe. Gowron got me $5,000!

      • MelllvarEnglish
        7·
        6 months ago

        It’s an extraordinary example of Hodgkin’s Law of parallel planetary development that the Ferengi symbol for “bars of gold pressed latinum” is also the ancient Earth dollar sign.

    • dejected_warp_coreEnglish
      3·
      6 months ago

      sent to Rura Penthe

      I have good news and bad news for you.

      The good news is: Since you now live at Rura Penthe, Gowron Law can represent you for your new Mesothelioma suit.

  • Rose Thorne@lemm.eeEnglish
    16·
    6 months ago

    My ex filled the holodeck with Tribbles, leading to severe injuries of a sensitive nature by both holodeck malfunctions and the Tribbles.

    An evil Lincoln was involved, though. Do I still have a case?

    • dejected_warp_coreEnglish
      3·
      6 months ago

      Do I still have a case?

      We actually have a class action suit for that very thing. Let me DM you the details.

  • shutz@lemmy.caEnglish
    13·
    6 months ago

    Gowron was killed while he was still chancellor. They’re just using his image for advertising purposes, but you’ll never get to meet him, and he won’t go to court with/for you.

    Ch’Pok had a more modest practice, but he’ll represent you personally.

  • techno156@kbin.social
    12·
    6 months ago

    My father was once falsely accused of being a bak’targ. Calling Gowron Law helped restore honour to my house. 35/9 great service.

  • dejected_warp_coreEnglish
    4·
    6 months ago

    Transporter buffer imprisonment

    This is a horrifying concept and you bet I would send a Klingon law team after someone for that.

    Console explosion

    Do they have experience/success with suing The Federation? I heard they recently added Borg parts to all their ships - seems reckless to me.