• themeatbridge
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    435 months ago

    Oh, shit, if the rapture actually happens, I’m going to be so fucked trying to take care of all those pets.

    • @Dave@lemmy.nz
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      305 months ago

      No you won’t. If it actually happens, only the ones that followed the word of God get to go. Not the ones that twisted it, or were rich while poor existed.

      Hardly anyone will get to go.

      • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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        55 months ago

        Have you read the book?? God is a controlling psycho mass murderer. Those people will get in.

        The rest of the book, with the good bits, is just to make the idiots complacent.

            • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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              55 months ago

              It’s not a millenia-long game of whisper down the lane. We have access to the original text. And we still cross-reference different translations to be sure.

              • @Dave@lemmy.nz
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                5 months ago

                Uh, aren’t the original texts that were compiled to make the bible long gone? What “original texts” are you referring to? A cursory search couldn’t find anything except Christian pages saying the original texts no longer exist.

              • R0cket_M00se
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                15 months ago

                If by “original text” you mean “the first full version which was written over a century after the proclaimed event.”

                We have like four words and one corner of papyri from Mark in the first century, not exactly a bulletproof passdown.

    • Rose Thorne
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      115 months ago

      … Wait, the Post-Rapture Pet Care insurance guy uses Lemmy?!

      • themeatbridge
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        5 months ago

        Oh no, I can’t claim to be the original. More of a copycatsitter.

  • @Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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    365 months ago

    Not sure which is grosser: if that discolouration was caused before or after the death. I don’t think they’ll get their asking price for that, though. Assuming it isn’t just meant to troll christians into thinking they missed the rapture.

    • @The_Cleanup_Batter@lemmy.world
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      505 months ago

      Based on the discoloration and the color of the walls I’m assuming it just belonged to an elderly smoker and that was their smoking chair.

      • @Plibbert@lemmy.ml
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        35 months ago

        Idk, if this is the original placement of the chair, usually there’s a small ash tray near by. A long term smoker doesn’t use plants because it’s piles up. Looking at the bright lights above the chair, my money is on reading chair. Probably heat or light damage.

        • @Fedizen@lemmy.world
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          if the room had full sun visibility and the windows didnt filter UV light it could just be somebody sitting in the chair for years in daylight and the darkening is from the chair getting more sunlight. Especially if the room only got lots of sun in say the morning or evening

    • @phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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      65 months ago

      Oh I’m sure they’ll find crazies that will believe this shit and will actually feel bad for the poor atheists…