• @PowerWordTentacles@lemmy.world
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      85 months ago

      eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpc3MiOiJpbXByZWduYXRlZGdvYmxpbi5jb20iLCJzdWIiOiJzYXBwaGlyYUBsZW1teS5ibGFoYWouem9uZSIsImlhdCI6MTUxNjIzOTAyMn0.ZtxaaFgTBrQOKORWI0ijDyOX2dnK_3TRqIl758DF5Mg

  • Cornpop
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    245 months ago

    I get it though. The red tip is the goblin and they are trying to say it’s big and round.

  • @dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    125 months ago

    Oh Sweden. It’s like an entire country learned English from google translate. “Hit Me Baby One More Time” was written by a Swede, and the overtones of domestic violence are innocently enough supposed to be a reference to calling somebody on the phone, not literally “hitting” them.

  • @OpenStars
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    95 months ago

    Result of attempt to mimic human behavior = 60%.

  • @Emerald@lemmy.world
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    15 months ago

    Image Transcription: Twitter Post


    jono ganz, @jonoganz

    “What should we call our matches?”

    “I dunno, something normal”

    [A photograph of a cigarette box is shown. The text of the box reads “IMPREGNATED GOBLIN SAFETY MATCH MADE IN SWEDEN”. An illustration is on the box, of a witch wearing red clothing in a horse drawn carriage with two horses in front of it.]

  • tygerprints
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    15 months ago

    Impregnated Goblin safety matches. What the world really needed and just didn’t know it.

    It reminds me of the Oatmeal when he compared Miracle Whip to tasting like Goblin Spooge. If that’s what you want, you should be “goblin” up our products made from 100 percent impregnated goblin runoff.