MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down120cross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1354arrow-down1imageWith water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeblemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square36fedilinkcross-posted to: dadjokes@lemmy.world
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoI am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoAh, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoDepends on whether you’re hungry… Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoNaw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoIn my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoJust don’t put it back in the bowl after that:-).
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoUnless it’s a toilet bowl…
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoAt which point we’re back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P The power of flush compels it.:-D
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoSorry, the correct answer was “if it’s a toilet bowl, you shouldn’t be eating from it”
I am, in fact, 42. And I finally understand it well enough to understand that I don’t understand anything at all.
Ah, the true beginning of wisdom then! A bowl is most useful when empty, and so on.:-D
Depends on whether you’re hungry…
Just don’t fill it to the brim or it will spill
Naw, if you are hungry I have found, over many years of trial and error, that it helps to put the food into my mouth.
In my humble assessment, that only helps if you follow it up by chewing and swallowing it.
Just don’t put it back in the bowl after that:-).
Unless it’s a toilet bowl…
At which point we’re back to it being most better-er-est-ish for it to be empty! :-P
The power of flush compels it.:-D
Sorry, the correct answer was “if it’s a toilet bowl, you shouldn’t be eating from it”