• key@lemmy.keychat.org
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    5 months ago

    That’s absurd. How are you supposed to reattach the thumbs after a day? And have you tried pulling teeth from a child? It’s like… well… pulling teeth.

    The blinding stew meanwhile is a time tested parenting technique.

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      5 months ago

      You don’t reattach the thumbs, you add them to the stew with some nice lentils and carrots. Why waste good meat.

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      5 months ago

      The teeth do grow back, but if you pull them before their natural schedule it takes a long time and can necessitate needing braces later.