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The Picard Maneuver to hmmm@lemmy.world · 3 年前

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The Picard Maneuver to hmmm@lemmy.world · 3 年前
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  • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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    3 年前

    Just police at wrong address, nothing to see here and you seen nothing.

    • Diplomjodler@feddit.de
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      That baby made threatening moves!

      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        And that dog was there!

    • Damage@feddit.it
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      I don’t think they’re strong enough to open a fire door in the opposite direction

      • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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        I was thinking some kinda wild freeze / thaw / freeze

        On closer examination looks like door 1 held the water back until it burst and then either the force of water blew door 2 open or door 2 held until it burst later.

        The water running on the floor tells me this.

  • adj16@lemmy.world
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    My real guess is water. You have a flash flood river dumping several tons of water at those doors and I bet it crumples them just like that

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      Also the floor is wet.

      • adj16@lemmy.world
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        Huh I guess you’re right, damn these old eyes

    • Hiro8811@lemmy.world
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      I don’t think so. Water would fill the room and push equal force on the whole door.

      • piecat@lemmy.world
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        Even if true, there’s not equal support around the door.

        The bottom of the door isn’t braced on the bottom, but the top and edges are.

        The left side is supported on multiple hinges that are solid, and keep the edge a fixed distance from the frame. The right and top edges are supported by relatively thin metal that only provide bracing in one direction.

        1. the door bowed from the pressure and the bottom right corner fails first.

        2. once the corner was out there’s more leverage for twisting the door.

        3. the top right corner is stuck, diagonal crease appears as the door tries to “twist”, this wedges the corner more into the frame.

      • CrayonRosary@lemmy.world
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        Well, it was a flood, so what now?

        • Ross_audio@lemmy.world
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          Let them assume a perfect sphere, no friction, and no air resistance.

          Then they’ll be right!

      • zaphod@feddit.de
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        No, it would only flood to a certain level at which the door would be forced open, so not an equal force on the whole door.

      • octopus_ink@lemmy.ml
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        deleted by creator

      • imgcat@lemmy.ml
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        2 年前

        Wrong.

  • citrusface@lemmy.world
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    3 年前

    Probably a bear

    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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      3 年前

      Relevant

      • adj16@lemmy.world
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        3 年前

        Hello this was very dumb and I enjoyed it greatly, thank you

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        3 年前

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Relevant

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  • The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Shia Labeouf has escaped

    • TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works
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      Oh no, he isn’t dead yet. Shia surprise!

    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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      “Doors Will Not Divide Us!”

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    “Godamnit, who asked for Kool-Aid again?!”

    • kambusha@feddit.ch
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      Oh yeeeeaaaaaaahh

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    deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

      • BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca
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        I think you responded to the wrong comment

        • Hiro8811@lemmy.world
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          Yeah

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        deleted by creator

    • Hiro8811@lemmy.world
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      Commented on wrong comment

  • RotatingParts@lemmy.ml
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    Someone came unhinged, but not the doors.

  • crispytone@lemmy.world
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    I’M THE JUGGERNAUT

    • czardestructo@lemmy.world
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      Bitch

  • WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world
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    It got a little damp: https://www.fox5ny.com/news/video-shows-moment-raging-flood-breaking-through-emergency-doors-causing-massachusetts-hospital-closure

    • Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world
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      I was thinking that cops used “the key to the city” but now that mention that it does look like water damage on the floors.

  • Carvex@lemmy.world
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    Well it’s behind you at this point, so might as well go in.

  • cobysev@lemmy.world
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    “I’m the juggernaut, bitch!”

  • waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world
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    It swings both ways. I was here yesterday and it swings both ways.

    • MEATPANTS@lemmy.world
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      Has this ever happened to you?

  • toynbee@lemmy.world
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    Someone took that sign at the top too literally.

  • Arkaelus@lemmy.world
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    Looks like the Production release pipeline after the CEO presents the new ““requirements”” from the client…

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    SCP-096 has breached containment

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