Because it was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?
Thought it was a monkey.
Because it was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?
Thought it was a monkey.
If ya want to “modernize” it more you could end it like:
Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?
It identified as a monkey.