• IHeartBadCode@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Man I want to reincarnate as a cicada. Born, sleep for like 13 years, wake up, shake my ass to indicate I want sex, and then die two days later by becoming some bird’s dinner. All this 401(k), healthcare, legal systems, and what not is some bullshit.

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      1 year ago

      You are the cicada, you are dreaming. It’s time to wake up and shake that ass.