Like it’s the most annoying format every where 2 year olds always complain about your deck and don’t actually want you to win but just shuffle cards around for no reason and if you ever win they all just complain that you are playing a good deck (which is the entire point of the game), because all the annoying salty people don’t let others play what they want there is no interaction and the boards just fill up with 90 creatures and stupid 5 card combos that shouldn’t be playable and it’s a huge mess where no one even understands what’s going on, like how is this the most popular mtg format
I mostly agree with you but have some thoughts.
Hard agree on 2). I don’t think I have ever met anyone who has both the social and gaming acumen to have fun with their first game being EDH. IF you’re social enough that you’re fine being there until the game is over then you probably aren’t also a gaming savant who can pick it up for the first time and also have a chance. I think all EDH players ought to maintain healthy expectations by playing 60 card formats alongside 100 card ones but for new players it’s a requirement.
For 3) it’s undeniable that the board can become a complete mess that takes a minute to resolve whenever anything happens…However I think the solution is to be more engaged with what’s going on rather than checking out of the game. When someone else is muddling through their triggers on a storm turn I think it’s legitimately more fun to help them track triggers, mana, etc and to try to anticipate exactly what cards or kinds of cards are coming up. I enjoy seeing others puzzle things out so maybe that’s what makes watching people play enjoyable for me.
Re: chess clocks. My table has a player who is known for their long turns lost in thought over the best way to drop two mana rocks and pass the turn. I ended up finding and Android app called “Board Game Clock” by SECUSO on F-Droid that supports chess clocks for any arbitrary number of players. I never got to use it because the threat of using it was enough to speed things up a bit.