BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 3 months agoSovereign citizen tried to keep a rental car.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1202arrow-down10
arrow-up1202arrow-down1imageSovereign citizen tried to keep a rental car.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-squaremeco03211@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoLast name is a giveaway. Gotta hide it just a tad more. Might I suggest the last name Shithead? Pronounced just like it’s spelled (shi-thēd).
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoI would answer the phone with “Ja, zis is Heinrich Licksumweiner, who wants a little Heinie!?!” If they cant figure it out from that then Im about to have a lot of fun with a very dumb cunt.
Last name is a giveaway. Gotta hide it just a tad more. Might I suggest the last name Shithead? Pronounced just like it’s spelled (shi-thēd).
I would answer the phone with “Ja, zis is Heinrich Licksumweiner, who wants a little Heinie!?!” If they cant figure it out from that then Im about to have a lot of fun with a very dumb cunt.