Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.socialM to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agoIts not unconditional if it has conditionsmidwest.socialimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1942arrow-down127
arrow-up1915arrow-down1imageIts not unconditional if it has conditionsmidwest.socialLanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.socialM to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-squareNounsAndWords@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47arrow-down3·3 months agoTo be entirely confusing to the point that words don’t have meaning any more. He literally is his father. So it’s still a bad excuse.
minus-squareowen@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·edit-23 months agoJesus: “Hey! My dad says if you don’t be my friend, he’ll rain terror on you.” Me: “Huh?” Jesus in a Deep Voice: “Be Jesus’ friend or face an eternal nightmare.”
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months ago“Why have I forsaken me??”
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·3 months agoWhy have you forsaken him?
To be entirely confusing to the point that words don’t have meaning any more. He literally is his father. So it’s still a bad excuse.
Jesus: “Hey! My dad says if you don’t be my friend, he’ll rain terror on you.”
Me: “Huh?”
Jesus in a Deep Voice: “Be Jesus’ friend or face an eternal nightmare.”
“Why have I forsaken me??”
Why have you forsaken him?