“I’m whoever you want me to be, sweetheart” smoker’s cough
I like this one. It nasty.
Your name, usually.
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Cmon tell me who are you?
Who who, who who
Who’s asking?
“I’m Batman,”
I dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y’know?
“I’m Ronnie fucking Pickering”
Who’s that?
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.”
Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking “venture forth”.
“I’m fine, thanks. Who are you?”
Hello Fine Thanks. I’m CD.
“Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?”
Goddamn. Lemmy users are bad at comebacks.
A better question is “What do you want?”
t. Mr. Morden (Babylon 5)
Whom do you trust? Whom do you serve?
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Who’s asking?