Those poor anacondas didn’t want none. Oh, and if you’re smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?
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The plot of Snakes on a Plane 2 looks awful.
I, too, travel with a snake in my pants
Bold of you to assume I’m hung that long.
I woke up, missing my fuckin’ dong…
This is the best summary I could come up with:
DUMBASS
At least someone didn’t poison the waterhole.
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“Hey baby, I’ve got a snake in my pants just for you. Ouch ouch it bit me fuck you snake! Ouch! … No I’m not trying to flirt with you, there’s literally a snake please help me”
why did he stop?
I assume they were trouser snakes?