Hmmmm, I wonder why…

He’s clearly not well. I’d probably pity him if he wasn’t being such a cunt.

Yay

Last time I did ket I found myself lying on the front lawn of an LA suburban family home, in the rain, watching Mel Gibson choke out Gary Busey, but I definitely was not anymore intelligent from that encounter.

Absolutely. I would spend all year planning what I was going to do with my money and working out.

Same but ADHD. Stops my brain from being a complete box of frogs for a few hours and makes everything delicious. Yay weed.

No, you’re a cunt.

I think we’d need to go so far into the subatomic realm for an appropriate violin that even antman would struggle to find it.

Do have anything smaller?

Taylor CO2 Swift

Not with that attitude

Right-wingers more likely to be thickos

Pasta, yes. Spaghetti, no.

Thanks, but I would rather gnaw of my own feet

Unfortunately, the fish aren’t as plentyful as they were back in the good ol’ days but I’m still finding most of what I want on pirate bay or 1337X. It’s just a case of finding the option with the most reliable seeds.

Tbh I’m not even sure what bubble tea is. Bubbles, yep. Tea, yep. Tea with bubbles? Have you put washing up liquid in it? Why is it bubbly?

I’m old enough to be one of Napster’s early adopters. Unfortunately most of my collection has been lost to either malfunction or negligence but due to most of the major streamers being fucking evil I’m back sailing the musical seven seas. And plus my internet is about 100x faster now so yohoho mehearties.

Pre-made pizza bases will save you time, making your own is super cheap but I appreciate it takes time. I’ll usually make a big batch on a weekend and then just freeze balls of dough which I can use later.

Just buy a pre-made one then