STUPID Commie! How DARE she try to Make people NOT DEPENDENT ON BIG OIL COMPANIES like Exxon or Chevron who get to Control Prices at the Pump and Oust Foreign Governments!

These people have FULL GOVERNMENT BACKING to Kidnap YOUR Children! How COOL is That?

-Chuck Schumer who just Voted to FUND these People!

Don’t WORRY Voting Citizen! Chuck Schumer is ON the CASE!*

*Monday AFTER he Finds his Pen!

QAnon was RIGHT! There WAS A Global Cabal of Rich child Rapists! QAnon was Wrong =(

-Republicans!

Police CAN do Something against ICE?

I’m a FREE THINKING REPUBLICAN WOLF and I’m going to Shit MY Pants in Public in Solidarity to our BEST EVER MANLY President Poopy Pants Donald Trump!

WOW! And you Said our Strategy of FUNDING ICE’S RAPING AND MURDERING OF AMERICANS was a Bad Idea!

-Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries (who has NO Primary Challenger!)!

RICH People go to Prison for RAPING CHILDREN?

Oh NO! We NEED to Pass a Bill to Quickly Rectify THIS!

-Chuck Schumer!

Wow! You mean the Party that was Calling in Bomb Threats to Children’s Hospitals HATES, and I mean ABSOLUTELY HATES, Nurses?

UNLESS he Advocated for NOT Murdering Children WHO CARES?

-AIPAC!

I’m a Free Thinking Republican and Me and my Friends are about to POOP Our Pants in Public in Support of President Poopy Pants! Trump! Our Wives left us!

DONT Worry! If they get CLOSE we’ll send a STERN Letter! MAYBE even TWO! DONATE to our Campaigns!

-Chuck Schumer and Democratic Leaders!

How DARE they Protest INSTEAD of Getting Shot in School!

-Literally EVERY. SINGLE. REPUBLICAN you Know!

WOW! Look at ALL these Americans who ALL HATE ICE! And during an ELECTION year No Doubt! I KNOW how to Leverage this into a Winning Position! Give ICE MONEY!

-Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries!

Only COOL People shit their PANTS!

-Republicans who are About to Shit their Pants in Public in Solidarity!

You can do Stuff AGAINST ICE?

-Democratic Leaders of Minnesota!

Mayors and Governors are Allowed to Order the Police to Investigate Illegal Activity? I’m NOT Sold yet!

-EVERY Leader in Miinesota!

Those Protesters are TERRORISTS! Because Protesting is AGAINST the US Constitution!

Prolific and Infamous CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER Jeffrey Epstein doesn’t matter anymore so PLEASE Come back and Make Child Porn on my Platform!

-OWNER of the Republican Party, South African Elon Musk!