On March 30th , 1987, at Christie’s London, Sunflowers by Vincent Van Gogh sold for £24.75 million

Not so priceless after all.

Also, if the pane of glass is so potentially vulnerable, why is no one telling the museum that it needs to beef up security?

The same tone you’d see if the question was about a Yankees game

Is this the result of the court cases or is Biden just putting up his middle finger now so it’s the last thing we see as he gets lowered into his grave?

I mean, I have a preferred solution and it ain’t an AI super consciousness.

tell em they fucked up

We do that all the time, but maybe it’ll be more persuasive coming from one of their own computers?

Sorry, should’ve clarified “everyone” to mean swing state voters and the mysterious cryptid known as the moderate Republican because they’re the only ones who count under this system.

Non-paywalled link: https://archive.is/loSOX

On a side note, Bloomberg himself has been putting on climate conferences. I smell gladhanding and greenwashing but maybe I’m being too cynical and maybe billionaires are waking up to the fact that they’re gonna cook, too.

Building Deep Thought to solve the climate crisis only for it to come back and tell you that the solution is to waste fewer resources on fancy computers.

Not beating the Zionism is antisemitism charges

“Did you see that Kamala’s endorsing cryptocurrency now?”
“Well if Trump wins, he’ll… uh… he’ll…”

Is Kamala’s campaign strategy to pander to everyone and pray no one catches the contradictions?

Also: have there been any other “spontaneous” student protests elsewhere in the world that might have put you in that frame of mind, Hil? Perhaps ones that conveniently put a milquetoast neoliberal in charge?

Twilight of the Boomers will be just parking them all in front of Rocky and Bullwinkle reruns so they can see those darn Ruskies get their comeuppance.

Adding two numbers together to get a third number

This is some really advanced economics, I’m going to need someone to break it down for me

The US is also currently involved in Sudan and probably had something to do with Bangladesh.

“I’m hungry”
“But I just gave you a piece of bread yesterday!”
“I need a little more than that to survive.”
“Trump wouldn’t have given you any bread. You should be happy with the piece I gave you!”
“But human nutritional-”
“NO BREAD NO BREAD THEY’RE EATING CATS AND DOGS”

Fun fact: this is greater than the total spending on transportation and infrastructure budgeted in the Inflation Reduction Act

Hello, yes, food-eater here with an important food-related message: Injecting massive quantities of soot and radioactive dust into the atmosphere is bad news for food! Food is a necessary component for sustaining not only human life but also many forms of animal life.

Please do not do ecocide to own the libs and also remember to “rainbow your plate” with at least 5 servings of fresh fruit and veggies per day!

Bit idea: Inframan: he’s an alien from another planet whose otherworldly origin makes him the only guy capable of doing some goddamn self-reflection

Captain America is owned by a different money-grubbing corporate Goliath