

And yet, before you know it, it’ll suddenly be December, 2025 will be over, and you’ll have no idea how that happened.
Waitaminnit.


And yet, before you know it, it’ll suddenly be December, 2025 will be over, and you’ll have no idea how that happened.
Waitaminnit.


As long as everyone kept standing around staring while a fire was burning next to some kind of munition, all bets are off as to what happened immediately after the explosion that cut off the video lmao
Hmm rewatch from about 0:21, there’s some kind of scuffle happening off to the right. Maybe no one was allowed to leave?


Looks like wood. Also I saw this no commentary video of a shawarma restaurant a while back, if you skip to 8:38 you can see the cooker looks similar to this pic and they’re using wood.
Well and also gas for ignition. But mostly wood!


Sick, thanks! Probably shoulda pulled out the ol’ image search but meh
My bet is a mistranslation. Maybe “goober” would have worked better than “brat”
I was under the impression that is also where the concept of the “witching hour” originates


Back at ya lol


Hmm I actually might be wrong about Worthikids making this. Parts of the animation look like his style, other parts don’t. I saw it a few days ago and was told Worthikids made it but I can’t find it on their socials anywhere. Can’t find any northernlion Santa animation anywhere either though so maybe my search technique is just bad this morning


Voice is northernlion, animation is Worthikids. this person, whoops!
Worthikids in particular is INSANELY talented and funny, please please please go watch all their stuff
Omg it’s not a homophone!? Holy shit (lmao) lmao. Surely a non resident must have called it that first to be mean and the name somehow stuck. I’m imagining the TF2 origin story of how 2Fort got its name


Matt Damon is suggesting
It definitely reads more as “Netflix execs suggest and Matt Damon complains about”


Plus if you check the masto thread, someone took a good screenshot that is just a mess of AI fuckups
For anyone like me who made themselves feel bad by assuming this was some horrible symptom of climate change or pollution being ironically shared by the “nature is amazing” account and reposted here for laughs, I looked it up, and it seems to be a natural phenomenon! This happened in 2024 and the most likely theory is there was an upswell deep in the ocean, causing a plankton bloom, leading the fish to follow the plankton to shallow waters, leading to this. That or they somehow knew about the massive earthquake that hit the Philippines a few days after this. But this isn’t the only time this has happened there.
Either way, probably not human-caused, yay!
Jarvis, show me that man’s balls please


I pulled the trigger on redoing my whole gaming rig like a week after Trump got elected again. We didn’t know how long it was gonna take, but I think we all knew it was gonna be bad… honestly I’m pretty sure we’re still in early stages, it’s a miracle any tech at all is still affordable


Even in the article Jason Wang says he’s seen this before, but this represents a massive scaling up, from hundreds of boats to thousands
I mean. I guess this is better than rejection. But I sure as fuck wouldn’t want my dad texting me memes about juicy pussy or whatever


Our Skynet isn’t going to nuke us because it thinks we’re a threat, it’s going nuke us because it had Terminator 2 in its training data and works out that’s just what it’s supposed to do


And the only reason she’s a billionaire is because she’s… well, maybe mooching isn’t the right word, maybe “siphoning off his wealth” lol.
More proof you have to be a complete psycho to become a billionaire the normal way, and they shouldn’t exist!
There’s like a whole season or something where the changelings decide he’s a traitor and somehow manage to revoke his ability to shapeshift, essentially making him fully human