ChapoKrautHaus [none/use name]

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Cake day: August 1st, 2023

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  • Two years after Ratimir Poopin’ personally invaded The Ukraine, Germany legalizes marihuana in a desperate attempt to shore up stoner support for democracy.

    Hard to convey how big this is - sure, smoking weed has become as normalized here as anywhere else in the west, then again the repercussions for doing it are at least theoretically quite insane, like for example you automatically lose your drivers license for 6 months if you’re caught DUI with any amount of cannabis in your piss.

    The legalization itself is very German: it’s 180+ pages of legalese, you have to register with a “smoking club” where you grow and share your weed among club members, 500 members per club max, no public or pharmacy dispensaries, no smoking within 500 yards of any school, playground or kindergarten, buying on the black market is still technically illegal and so is stashing more than 40 grams per adult… you know, rules-based stuff.

    But at least it’s mostly legal now, cops can’t take it away any more and you won’t get into legal trouble. Oh, I mean as soon as the lower house passes the bill, but they kinda have to apparently. I think this is the first time that I’m actually kinda happy about my government.

    But it will get old real fast I bet.