It’s time to wake up, your family misses you…

Well yeah, the pope is Antichrist.

The whole assassination of Jesus was an inside job orchestrated be Peter to become the first pope and lead the flock astray right in the hands of the devil!

I cast Fireball!

No, I actually don’t care how big the room is and no I don’t care about my party members taking damage, should’ve taken a fire retardation potion instead of becoming a retard who’s on fire.

“Suddenly”

Ah, normal computer user then.

(My immediate superior I like… less. She’ll do something wrong, I’ll try to fix it, and I’ll get reprimanded for trying to fix it.)

Because it’s fucked exactly how she likes it, you trying to unfuck it messes up her whole system ;)

Blunt force weapon.

The Nuremberg Defense didn’t work for the Nazis who weren’t useful and shipped overseas.

Suddenly a lot of ads recommending that you visit a hospital for a “general” checkup and make-a-wish foundation ads.

You are paying with time and you are DYING. Hell, i am typing right now! That means that I’m also DYING RIGHT NOW!

proceeds to crash out

Yes

Simulation aspects?

Man, sucks that you have to deal with that kind of bullshit.

I know that you mean it all hypothetical, but it really sounds like you have a psycho neighbour if you list it like that XD

You honour your username, truly.

Thank you for bringing this in my life, it certainty looks like a fun read haha.

True enlightenment is understanding that $100 in coins serves better as a self-defense tool than $100 in bills.

An alpha is hardly a replacement for a full browser though.

This ads more nuance, “How hackers are fighting back against ICE” is a bit broad. Which is fine for a title but doesn’t tell us much.