FLAMING_AUBURN_LOCKS [she/her]

RIP to all the 17-y.o. Brigadier Generals

nah, America does not have the unified leadership needed for that kind of foresight. almost every plot/diplomatic agreement nowadays is one presidential election away from being completely scrapped

they were concerned that the entire userbase would start vying for your attention only, and stop giving them the data they want about people’s dating habits

know your worth queen

the sad truth is that by making it interactive, it makes everything more memorable and more likely to stick in someone’s head. I for one am definitely more likely to remember information if its given to me in a silly little game instead of a wall of text

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM THE DECADES ARE HAPPENING AGAIN

i don’t really want to talk about this in the News Mega, because its personal, complicated, and i know trolls will try and goad me with edgy responses

my little brother is a jewish israeli, born and raised in the entity. he is low functioning autistic, and still young enough to be in school. he doesn’t communicate how he feels very well, especially A) in writing and B) in English. he’s sending me messages from a bomb shelter, and he’s terrified. at least the messages have become a little more lighthearted over the course of the past hour; they’ve gone from “Iran is attack I am vary scard” from “💥 dj khaled voice: anoder one”

There are innocents in the line of fire throughout the entire region. none of this should be happening. an insane settler-colonial ethnostate should never have been established, and my little brother should have been born somewhere where he could just play Fortnite and be a typical kid.

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hell yeah. my niches are animals, low fantasy settings, and going “um ackshualley☝️🤓” in the news mega

good morning gamers. i’ve never participated in this megathread before; is it just a general discussion thread where we talk about whatever’s on our mind?

if so, my landlord removed a spotted orbweaver’s beautiful web from in front of the house. i really like creepy crawlies so i had reached out to him beforehand and told him “hey that giant spider in front of the house is a docile native species that helps control invasive pests”, but I guess his wife/gf is afraid of spiders

i wish he’d asked me to move the spider or something first. there’s a male with a smaller web at the back of the house; perhaps in another timeline these two met, and are lovers

Israel may benefit from a lack of alignment between the President and the Ayatollah. Pezeshkian pumping the breaks when the hype is being built up for a response means Israel can delay the breakout of widespread conflict, picking off strategic officers and infrastructure like they’ve been doing. they’ve got the Resistance on the back foot for a moment; they’ll try to take advantage for a few more days before flipping the board over and welcoming the unpredictability that a ground incursion would bring

its state media. if Iranian leadership thought it was advantageous for people to believe he was alive while they discussed behind closed doors how to address this crisis, then they may as well lie. no one’s married to the truth during a tense moment like this

fuck it, im chargin it with the AMRIKA too

ISRAEL!

god this whole album is so fucking good, i’m glad it blew up a few years back

He’s running

a huge percentage of Israelis have dual citizenship with the Western country they were born in, usually the US or UK, and flee there when violence flares up on the frontier. Netanyahu himself is an American from Philadelphia.

small nitpick that’s not relevant to the news, but the German Empire was much more gung ho about war than the Austrians, and the German military invested a lot of time and resources towards trying to sway the Austro-Hungarian nobility to come around on war. Israel is a tail that is skilled at wagging the dog, but Austria was a more traditional attached-to-the-ass tail that doesn’t call the shots.

i don’t see it mentioned anywhere except a website called ‘iranpress’. here’s their about page:

https://iranpress.com/about_us

not conclusive enough for me to say whether it is trustworthy or not, so i’m taking this story with a hand grenade sized grain of salt. if anyone had other sources or info i’m interested in seeing them though

Remember what they have taken from you, Michigan. the tyrannical Biden regime wants your children to grow up in a world without shitty tacos, denying them one of the most precious pieces of their Midwestern heritage

it very well could be— given that the US has been urging de-escalation these past few weeks (albeit halfheartedly and ineffectively), i think any escalation is likely to be unilaterally israel

that’s not to absolve the US of guilt, of course. if they gave a shit and saw Arabs as human beings and not a political problem, they could very well put their foot down on this kind of rogue operation