FakeNewsForDogs [he/him]

Nice. Reading the Stalin one now and thinking I should probably have all his books. New one looks great.

Spider-Man? SpongeBob?

This whole time I’ve been imagining the retaliation would look like this but also coordinated with simultaneous attacks from Iran and Yemen. I guess they are taking turns. Anyway curious to see how successful it was militarily, and also in “re-establishing deterrence,” as they say. My guess is that deterrence will prove elusive as long as the zionists have the capability to strike. They just can’t seem to help themselves.

Lol. Look out folks, the great imperialist sex haver has logged on.

Yes, it would be cataclysmic. In the longer term though, I would argue that just about everyone on the planet would be a winner if the US empire were finally put down. You can’t really overstate how much of an impediment the US is to global human welfare and development.

Ceasefire talks continuing tomorrow apparently. Suppose that means Iran continues to sit tight, unfortunately.

I’ve actually really liked everything this guy has directed. Cool to see he’s got a new one out, and cool to see he’s actually cool.

Still nothing, huh?

I have heard “chicken of the trees” to refer to squirrel in that way. Subtle difference.

Damn. Sounds cool. I despise windows (naturally) and sometimes want to do this too. I am scared because windows is all I’ve ever known, but on the other hand it’s now almost unrecognizable from what I grew up with and I don’t really know how to do anything on it anymore. If I was ever a computer person, I am certainly not one now. Think switching would be worth the effort for a simpleton like me?

Love to just drift around in a Terrence malick movie from time to time. The pace and mood is so soothing. Even when it’s about war. I’ve never actually done the hex tube thing but I have a million tabs of these announcements open because I keep seeing stuff that i eanna watch. Keep up the good work.

Damn. They finally got Carrie mathison, huh? End of an era.

I think this was always a given. USA has never had a problem with genocide of course, and I’d be shocked to see a candidate for president that wasn’t a Zionist. My only curiosity is how much polling indicates swing state voters actually care about Palestine, and whether this is a strategic blunder in that sense. My guess is people don’t care enough generally… But it might be enough to tip the scales in Michigan. Which might be enough to tip the scales in the electoral college.

You’re lucky if it’s 80% apple instead of 80% corn at least. But yeah, I hate that shit. Apples are good but I would appreciate not having someone try to scam me with them every time I wanna try a different kind of juice.

Fuck yeah. Good job. You gonna dry those or what?

Amazing. Every paragraph more puzzling than the last. So many head scratchers. So much ink spilled giving form and detail to a deliberately amorphous right wing concept, inventing the most tortured and deranged particulars for it, and then attributing that abomination to the left. Or liberals? Or the ruling class? All of the above I guess? Rocks in this person’s head.

Lol. “Golf course countries.” How succinct.

I always get a kick out of this one. Don’t know if it’s still up but they at least used to have counter up on the front page like “journalist hero X days wrongly detained.” And you never see anything about him in other outlets because nobody gives a shit about this loser who is probably legitimately a very untalented spy that got caught.

Lol. Wtf is that even supposed to mean? And which one is it when you intervene as president to break a rail worker’s strike? Either way, I had the distinct impression watching this speech that Biden could not be more cooked. Shit is crazy right now so you never know, but I can’t imagine a series of events between now and November that leads to him winning a second term.

Yeah guy is actually spitting some facts to very tepid applause, but I think I’m about to have a stroke.