


I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.









I will pretty much take any version other than this. Normally I make the bread and use cheddar.
On the outside. Instead of butter.
Mayo. You gotta use mayo. I was skeptical but after trying it I could not deny its results.


I have a wifi only phone I use for listening to the 200 podcasts I subscribe to. I put some bare essentials on it to get me through the day.
I am still putting my phone back together.



I am from the internet. I’m here to help.


They are usually drawn and submitted two weeks in advance. He may not have had any intentions of being topical.


Should have tired helmet?


That’s one mouthy cat.



I knew I had to be a reference to something. I just didn’t know what.


Well, if we go by what we see, we can generally assume driving a blimp while intoxicated. Multiple charges of driving various aircraft and vehicles without a license. Probably a few trespassing charges. The nutmegs might have a case against him for failing to get rid of some mice in the house. We would have to see the contract between him and them to find out if they have any standing for breach of contract on that one.
On rare occasion he might be the plaintiff in a case if Crazy Shirley has been stalking him or violating a restraining order.
I didn’t even cut my pinky nails and you think I’m going to cut off a pinky?



He is always in court. You know how sometimes there’s a con artist that just always has a pending trial date somewhere? Maybe an orange con man that always has a court date somewhere because of how much shenanigans they get into? Heathcliff is just like that orange con man. Always in court.
Might need. Yeah my cable needle is definitely one to want to get lost. It’s the size of a relatively short tapestry needle. I made it myself out of some 14 gauge galvanized wire that I carefully bent into shape and filed to points. I was constantly tired of working with size 1 needles and not having a decent size one cable needle.
It does come in handy. I originally thought about making some kind of wooden tray that would hold all this stuff but I didn’t want to have to route out spaces for everything to fit in and didn’t want things like the row counter sliding around so it was going to get pretty complex. And then I realized I have plenty of arm space to work with. I should knit it so everything can have pockets to be in. Or at least just push the pointy things through.


