It should’ve been simply titled “I fapped”

Also you can see him preparing his fap hand the day previous

raises claw

YO

Do-you-think-he-saurus

Older people are more likely to have accumulated wealth/property by virtue of having had more time to do so, and are more likely to want to defend it (and the status quo that gave it to them) politically.

As time is going on however, each successive generation has less and less, and with it less investment in maintaining and defending the way things are.

Coins that make me hard

YOU FOOL, THAT’S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON

Who does Number 2 work for

His cheeks cause an earthquake every time he walks.

Imagine being so black-pilled that an objectively cute dog makes you feel contempt.

Man, what a throwback.

Being called “compassionate and effective” by the woman who:

A. Is behind Libya

and B. Lost to Donald fucking Trump

is not exactly high praise in my book

The funny thing is: Spiced is actually the best flavor they’ve had in a while lol

Basically raspberry Coke

"Never trust a pedophile. "

“Can someone pass the salt?”

“Hello?”

The zone just so happens to contain the entirety of Gaza.

Upon further research, looks like Stellar Blade (the game said footage is from) is the latest game chuds have decided is “theirs”, ala Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Hatred, etc.

Though this time it’s even dumber, since they’re doing the game version of the forced Sydney Sweeney discourse, where they act like conventionally attractive women are extinct/it’s illegal to be attracted to them.

As these things always go: If the game does well, they’ll take credit and proclaim it a victory over the “wokes”. And if it does poorly: They’ll either say that the sjws rigged the system against it or it just wont be acknowledged.

What is his favorite video game to watch you play?

Also, this isn’t a question but: He looks like a Goldfish cracker. :3

Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door remake in late May if you like story-heavy turn-based rpgs!

4 more years then lol