Microsoft has the perfect solution. They don’t know what problem the solution solves, but they’re gonna shoehorn it into everything they can think of until they find one.

Don’t worry, there’s a signal group to address this. There may be a few extra people in there, but don’t worry.

You’re absolutely right! Without your parents, nobody is feeding or nurturing you! I’ll admit, this was a big miscalculation on my end. I dropped the ball and will make sure it doesn’t happen in the future. Would you like me to help you research foster programs or give you tips on how to survive as a homeless youth?

Just gotta wait until Tuesday

And they work hard, it’s not easy thinking of bigger numbers every month /s

My wife used to wear a D.A.R.E. sweatshirt in college, we were always high as well. I don’t think anyone sports and dare merch unironically.

Construction companies should pay bricklayers in bricks and mortar

Uber should pay drivers in gas

Restaurants should pay chefs in raw ingredients

This is a radical idea, but maybe employers should be responsible for providing the supplies and tools their employees need to do their jobs? And the employees can just get money in return for their labor?

According to the article, this report factors in people who have a 401(k) or other retirement account. So the number is probably a lot lower if those with no retirement accounts get counted as a $0 data point.

Cali really needs to fix their primary…

“Top Two” just blocks progressives. The oligarchs always pick a Republican and a neoliberal and give a shit ton to both to ensure come general, those are the only two options.

Fix? Sounds like it’s working exactly as designed.

So a corner store?

Do this poll again and see how AOC, Mamdani, and Sanders are against Trump.

The problem with any of these candidates is that the DNC establishment would probably prefer an illegitimate 3rd Trump term before any of them. The DNC would have no problem putting their fat thumb on the scale to ensure some milquetoast AIPAC shill gets the nomination before any of them.

Sigh… If nobody else is gonna do it, I’ll reply with the copypasta.

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

He just says shit, he doesn’t actually think about it long enough to have a relevant opinion. If he did he’d realize he can get a petri dish to play path of exile for him instead of paying a human to do it

The only exception is when juxtaposing those titles with the administration’s claims that this is not a war.

“Secretary of War Pete Kegsbreath, head of the Department of War, claims that he is not waging war by deploying weapons of war against Iran.”

Why the fuck should I care what Elon Musk thinks about this?

The rumor that existed in every single school that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own penis

All my servers are Debian. All my personal machines are Fedora KDE.

Welcome. Welcome to City Tehran-teen. You have chosen, or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City Tehran-teen that I elected to establish my new supreme leadership here, in the power vacuum so thoughtfully provided by our adversary. I have been proud to call City Tehran-teen my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to City Tehran-teen, it’s safer here.

At least, it’s not just someone watching a YouTube video of someone else playing

I would much rather pay nothing to watch a human being play a video game than purchase a video game just to watch the game play itself. I say this as someone who has zero interest in twitch, let’s play, etc.

Just save your money and pirate a fucking a movie at that point.

All this stuff to protect the kids

None of this is to protect the kids