How low do you have to be in order to make up bullshit about your kid, the kid YOU Neglected?

Indeed, that’s why I was asking for a non-offensive version of the term to apply when people actually give you something and take it back.

Are you fucking with me?

Wow… fuck…

Is there a term for this? Giving someone something and then taking it back? I mean, there’s “Indian Giving”, but I want one that isn’t racist, outdated, and based on a poor understanding of US History?

Is Reddit dead yet?

I’m begging you not to make that protest vote given Project 2025 is on the agenda.

If I had a billion dollars I’d just buy myself a summer palace to hide in while I fund scientific experiments aimed at disproving materialism.

How not? You can’t force somebody to be President… Although that does sound like a humorous scenario for a comedy film.

At best these tankies are accelerationaists, at worst they are brats who HAVE to get exactly their way or they’re not playing.

Imagine thinking these are bad things…

I tried to think of something as a joke… and still couldn’t

No, it’s the idea that people who are murderous will kill no matter what… missing the point that it’s harder for them to do that successfully if they don’t have guns.

God… them doing it again and thinking Trump will just pardon them again and the cops will “Stand down”…

That would…

Annoyingly enough a lot of books are trying to make the issue numbers harder to spot thinking that if readers aren’t intimidated by the issue number they’ll pick it up…

Maybe if they just stop doing reboots every three seconds instead?

And since each issue has “Variant Covers” now you can be tricked into buying the same book twice if you don’t notice those numbers

Oh did your sure thing evaporate now that you’re not running against a dementia patient?

Mistakingly read that as Neil Breen, was very disappointed.

tried to, but it said “server not found”

Indeed, they still think of the J6 rioters as “Political prisoners” fools all of them

FBI, arrest that man

I don’t think I’ve ever said the phrase “Go back to Africa” unironically (as in outside of making fun of racists) in my life, but here we are.

Go back to Africa Elon…

At least I said it to a white guy.