(I kid)

cw: me and my own dumbass take on these brainworms. Keep in mind I’m tired and silly and don’t actually want to bang politicians, I mean, unless they were actually cool, or I was fleecing them or strictly business, and by business I mean revolution.

Will say that Vance is handsome, to me, as a bottom who likes MEN, but not necessarily Chad chaderson, but like handsome, proportional, outdoorsy, yet nerdy, chonkers, that can at least match, if not exceed my, uh, length and or girth.( Just so my Fed handlers who control a little bit of my algo know so they can find the perfect partner to sabotage me with) BUT knowing who he is as a candidate, which forms how I know him, ruins it. Completely. If waltz was chill after a long convo and a few too many beers , then Vance could watch as he fucked the couch. Not into much much older men though so I wouldn’t be able to look at him during. Guess it’d have to be me, Walt’s from behind and then Vance staring at me as I stare back, as he forcefully dominates the cuck furniture. like I have no idea if it has to be a couch or if a recliner could work. Maybe a futon? IDK doesn’t matter, every universe where Vance is a detestable human being, he watches, simple as.

Have not watched the debate at all. But just the vibes I get from either of them in the media rn

As stated above, something something sexual pathology and I don’t want to make anyone upset with my take on Tina’s, with her self insert .

But.

If JD Vance is a pup, is he going to be beaten when he’s punished when he’s been a bad boy? Given to strangers to train him? Made to sit in a cage for hours on end? Forced to wear a muzzle? Uncomfortable training collar or an annoying harness? Left in their cage overnight in their own piss and shit as their master sleeps? Long walkies? Public urination and defecation? Couch fucking for sure. Peanut butter? Specifically said pup, so don’t @ me. Big bone to nom on certainly. Oh I definitely feel he’d go through the trash if he wasn’t fed too. Could also have a plastic water bottle to chew and stim on. Any Dom’s feel free to comment, only read one pup play thread on Reddit out of curiosity, so I’m not super knowledgeable of what else would be in store. Definitely know he’d mainly only be ‘watching’. Oh oh and getting fixed. :3

nicotine poisoning headaches

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That’s what those were… Mainly got a little barfy feeling though. It’s been like a week without a vape and I feel pretty normal again. NGL I know the nic high will hit super good after having taken a day or two unintentional TB before. Might just restrict my nic to hookah or blunt wraps. But also might still try to be completely sober, but the weed seems to even me out. So IDK.

could be me ( not for the couch fucker tho)

QUACK!!!

wobbefet (idk how it’s spelled)

Yum yum trash. Mmmhm mm

Yelling timber

Lickatung

May this bacon. How I’ve missed you(not really, I never got used to using homerow and type like some sort of shitty pianist)

Vaporeon

Meh lots of people cheat, for lots of different reasons. Good to know he can be cool when the time calls for it though. Hope he gets better and actually reflects on his choices regarding his personal affairs.

Removed by mod

… Wasn’t that like a month ago?

‘Bada bedop ba Bada bedabop’

You gotta turn certain features on to find nsfw posts. It’s a great place to look for… Uhh… Nonmonogamous stuff ;3 (a lot was still toxic ala UlyssesT’s post about gooning, aggression and hormy, submission domination, yada yada, [I didn’t have a chance to expound on it myself and basically explain my own take on it] anyways found more of what I would look for -“c _ _ _ed by friends”[ would prefer it to be a comrade or my soon to be husband tbh] , less toxic, more wholesome, and not just derived from just lust, more to do with love, imo :3) porns still not the greatest though… And sorry to hear the sub turned into tasteful nudes, or something similar. Honestly, sometimes I delete reddit when I need to take a ‘TB’ and or want to steer away from being HORMY as much as possible. But my problem is that I AM the hormy. But recently delving into it a bit deeper emotionally has given insight into why my particular taste in non-monogamy makes me splooge particularly hard and it’s helping prune the more problematic elements of it, and also has helped me keep a ‘volcel’ or no fap streak going, so that’s nice.

Sorry for the unintentional hormy post

And thanks Steven universe, for making me cry like a lil bitch and confront some inner ‘demons’( stupid id, ego, and super ego, making me go brrr)

Got me … Got excited for a second, was hoping it was a sequel or reboot

Used to use it for CTH and magic the gathering… I now almost exclusively use it for porn now… TMI I know but I think it’s hilarious. I peruse the suggested subreddits and some are hella toxic… Like the rate me stuff. Perfectly fine looking men and women subjecting themselves to Internet brain worms and soured fee fees for karma… And the women get rated much harsher than the men, based off of things like weight and tattoos…