Just a reddit migrant.

  • 0 Posts
  • 7 Comments
Joined 1 year ago
cake
Cake day: June 12th, 2023

help-circle






  • “It is the time!” Spoke Bob.

    “Indeed.” Answered Alice.

    “I must admit,” admitted Bob, “That I’d never thought it would come to this.”

    “I didn’t think it would come to this either.” Alice repeated.

    “I have something to confess”. Confessed Bob.

    “Oh! Why, in fact I wanted to confess something too!” Responded Alice.

    “Well out with it.” Spat Bob, “I’m not waiting for the figurative and/or literal end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it to end before you say it.”

    Alice made a face. Bob had seen faces before. He had seen Alice’s face before. But not this face. This face was one he had not seen before.

    “I refuse.” Shouted Alice angrily. She made another face that was different to the face she just made, that Bob also had not seen before. She was going to continue, but Bob interrupted her with a question that moved to the top of his thoughts.

    “Why?” Bob asked, as calmly as he could - which was very calm, going off what Dumbledore asked Harry Potter, in the movie, ‘Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire’. He though the book should have followed the source much more closely though.

    “Why?” Alice repeatedly repeated.

    Feelings were things women had. Alice was a woman. Therefore she had feelings. Her feelings told her to shout at Bob. She thought about it for an moment, and then shouted at Bob. Angrily. Very angrily. She said “Because my feelings are telling me to say this.”

    They made up, and the world-as-they-knew-it did not end, it continued.