“I’m looking for something that says, ‘Dad likes leather.’”

This used to be a filter to tell which of your friends and/or family were tech literate.

Remember when every piece of Window$ software back in the day tried to get you to add their browser bar to your web browser? I really thought that would be the peak of how awful browser add-ons could get. Guess I wasn’t dreaming big enough to imagine a boondoggle as utterly useless as an LLM integrated into a browser. I mean, I hated Clippy at the time, but never imagined anyone (even a marketing clown) would try to jam him into a web browser, and have him remember everything you did online so he could chat with you about it.

What an amazing idea to try to push users from reading articles to reading bullshit hallucinations of summaries of articles. AI really feels like the thing that’s pushing us to become the humans from Wall-E faster than any other invention right now.

You forward 16 prompts, what do you get?
Another day older, and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter (Thiel) don’t you call me, cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the AI store

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an289RSt1Cc

Now I see you’re trying to use your shtoyle over mine

Maybe I can get Google’s lawyers to help settle a lawsuit my neighbors brought against me for installing spycams in all their bathrooms for a similar portion of my exorbitant wealth. Every neighbor will get an IOU for $0.000069.

Soooorry. We’re sooooo sorry. Pwease forgive us… actually we don’t care if you forgive us. This settlement prohibits any further indemnification. No wrongdoing, and you’re libeling us if you say otherwise. See ya’ll in court next week.

Imperialist Amerikkka POV watching other countries doing deals without them:

One of these days they’re gonna find a legitimate use case for the slop and be able to charge every human being on earth $19.99/month for it, just to break even and then pledge another 4 quintillion dollars of investment to Nvidia, which will then pledge another 8 quintillion dollars to invest in Meta and OpenAI, which will then… One of these days…

Obama beat him to it already.
Kunduz Hospital Bombing

It’s been busted open and molding in the corner of the room for almost a decade. We’ll get to it…eventually…maybe…tomorrow.

The FBI trying to patch up all the paywalls online. As usual, their real master is the business community.
Can’t afford a subscription to the news? Fuck you, pleb, get rich.

Get rekt Dick. Have fun in hell. I’m sure the devil is looking for a new advisor.

The cruelty is the point with demons.

It’s like he thinks all of politics is just a big version of the board game Risk.
What’s happening over there? SEND THE MILITARY!
What’s going on in that town in my own country? SEND THE MILITARY!
What’s that noise in the hall, and who’s that creepy lady in a hat?? SEND THE MILITARY!

He has other tattoos. You’re telling me that the Totenkopf wasn’t addressed by any of the artists he has worked with since he got it? Or are you telling me the Totenkopf is his most recent tattoo (from 2007)? Or are you telling me he has (un)knowingly/“accidentally” worked exclusively with Nazi/Neo Nazi tattoo artists who wouldn’t lose their shit seeing one of the most recognizable Nazi symbols right on his chest. It’s pretty fucking hard for me to really believe he didn’t know what it was for the last 18 fucking years, and who-knows-how-many tattoo parlors since then who also didn’t tell him, or offer a coverup.

I’m not even touching the Blackwater in 2018 shit. That’s fucking inexcusable.

There’s just no way the US military allowed Nazi symbology to proliferate amongst its ranks. That’s certainly never happened before. We’re the good guys /s

Bobby’s been on his knees taking chin shots from Arizona to Ohio, and he can personally attest that the old dogs’ rope game outpaces any sticky sauce the young bucks can shoot. Very important medical findings from America’s top medical expert.