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12 days agoI love it when procrastination pays off.
Masamune
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Cake day: April 29th, 2026
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Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren’t cake.
That tree is throwing some serious shade.
Instructions unclear, heading to the center of the sun for more hemoglobin.
4·26 days agoCurrently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!
5·26 days agoThat’s the flaw in his fraud, he forgot to slip a few BTC to his local politicians.
3·26 days agoFinally, a version of me can get a decent 8 hours of sleep.
1·26 days agoWord on the street is that a $20 steam gift card today is worth $22 tomorrow.
Man, ain’t nobody can afford beer now either.
Tacos? Good!
Pizza? Good!
Taco pizza? Gooood!
8·1 month agoI want to go to there.
11·1 month agoI will bet all of you $100 each that this man also has a Grindr account.
Facebook make people go “grrrr” to make profit go brrrr.
AI make people go “yup!” to make profit go up.
Sincerely, Grok
The great circle of life.
Only Crystal Pepsi for you.
3·1 month agoI’ll settle for an erotic zoo.
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