The show was Kukly.

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It’s called Gatekeeping, you wouldn’t understand because it was before your time.

Exactly, my blubber adds extra insulation, buoyancy, and protection from predators.

I threw up in my mouth.

Don’t worry, they probably wrote it to themselves for internet likes.

it’s also Black History Month.

Thank Jim West, met him a few times, chill guy. I used to work with inventors.

One lump, or two?

Bigfoot would like to address your concerns.

First, let’s clear the air. Yes, Bigfoot met with Hillary Clinton, once. The purpose was simple. To discuss whether America was ready for a cryptid in the Oval Office. In 2016, the conclusion was clear. America was not ready.

A lot has changed since then.

In the years that followed, I met with representatives from the Democratic National Committee, and together we agreed that my policies, and frankly, my image, would be better received in a post-Trump democracy. The country has grown. The Overton window has shifted. The vibes are different.

On policy, a Bigfoot administration would deliver federally legal marijuana and common-sense abortion laws that prioritize human women while respecting reality, natural science, and personal freedom.

Now, about my citizenship. There seems to be some confusion due to the fact that my listed residence is a redwood tree in Northern California. Let me be very clear: I was born here. I am a natural-born American. Multiple woodland creatures are prepared to testify under oath, including my beautiful deer wife.

My strongest policies will be concerning immigration and recent ICE misconduct. Under my administration, ICE and DHS would be rebuilt from the ground up with clear accountability and policies that would never allow the abuses we see today. Bigfoot has learned to coexist with humanity and I will take what I learned into action.

After all, my best friend, Chupacabra, immigrated here from Mexico. He’s a living example of how immigrants strengthen our economy and communities. He went from scuttling among rocks and occasionally siphoning goat blood to becoming a successful American entrepreneur in real estate and investment. That’s the American Dream!

Let me be clear! Bigfoot will stomp out corruption in 2028.

People are already making merch. At least I’d know Bigfoot would be pro-conservation.

So she’s well beyond just commenting and is funding things that hurt the trans community?

I should Google more.

Here’s an honest question. Are we allowed to buy Harry Potter stuff after JKR is dead, since she won’t get paychecks from it anymore?

I don’t but it now, think I missed the hype train by being too old when it hit it’s hype.

But the biggest issue is JKR getting the money not the franchise? Or am I missing something where the franchise and license owners are also anti-trans?

I can’t keep up with everything, but I know Harry Potter is getting a lot of hate and I’m out of the loop besides JKR just being a cunt on social media.

Before

For some odd reason my mom would sneak me and my siblings in with taco bell. Like a bag of fucking crunchy tacos, the loudest food possible. Multiple times.

I’ve used that logic later in life to justify if I got away with that, there ain’t much worse I’m going to get caught with. People that get nervous about sneaking in food really don’t realize the lack of shits an underpaid teenager gives about you.

Without him we wouldn’t have this banger.