*cries in Canadian

I drive a car thati bought used over a decade ago. It’s cost effective, paid for and not a gas guzzler. Fuck me though cause I own an old car. One with rubber gas lines.

I’ve been asking my kids to make me things instead of buying. I have a wall in my workshop where I post everything they make me. They’re coming into the teen years now and still making me little cards and gifts. I’ll cherish them forever.

What about Rowdy Roddy!

Who was really driving the boat Kevin?

All those Gabe lovers will tell you otherwise.

Edit: see. There they are.

Old man here. I wear a kilt every day, I don’t even own pants anymore. I call it a skirt because it makes other people uncomfortable in the best sort of way. Fuck 'em if they don’t like it.

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Compost the manure. Two for one.

Non able bodied person here. I’ll keep the dumb versions thanks.

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Like this POS would ever let his wife have control of something.

Don’t worry. They’re sending hopes and prayers.

Motorbikes here.

Shocking this treason loving fascist is a piece of shit to even his own family. Shocking.

I have the spicy brain. I remember everywhere I’ve ever driven to and that’s a lot of places. Across Canada several times. Lived in 5 different provinces and traveled extensively throughout. I map everything in my head. I am terrible with cardinal directions though.

The kids have been home for two hours now. Half the loaf is gone. They never stop. They just eat and eat and eat. Save me!

I did. I have a collection of them. I love to cook. I just started baking a few months ago though.

A piece of parchment will keep your scale clean