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6·1 年前
Atmospheric shot of Whitby Abbey I took on my honeymoon
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
Led me to this wonderful list
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names
When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)
Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I’m told it looks very cool
“Clarence, I have a slight headache”
“Me too, Geoffrey”
8·1 年前NGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point
Europeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot “football”
Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands “football”
One of these makes more sense to me… :p
3·1 年前Beaney museum in Canterbury
Turns out it’s a lot harder to do this with a whale
4·1 年前E2E:U, unofficial re release of Enigmatica 2 Expert
“Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge”
Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it
The audience were not on his side 😆
Such a threatening energy, I love it