

I am willing to imagine a dumb 20 year old army dong getting one, I am not willing to imagine he kept it for two decades through all that macho crayon eating, nips out with the boys, and never knew what it was. Regardless, your read on him is right. As soon as he got elected, he’d pop off the condom and treat us like his little war-girls.












The world is never the same once you learn, with your whole soul, that genuinely anyone at any time might just look at you, give a forced smile, and fucking jump into the blender. The world is both much louder and much more quiet now.