That’s okay, he’ll be feeling it tomorrow.

This takes me back to my own childhood and makes me so irrationally angry. Or maybe not so irrational now that I think about it.

I use those tape guns at my job all the time. They still piss me off frequently.

Around there Calvin is the very definition of a Frequent Flyer.

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I love the way Calvin pokes a big hole in Dad’s story there at the end and suddenly it’s “Welp, time for bed”…

Now I’m trying to imagine the stories he told his kids when he grew up.

First time this strip got me to laugh. Keep it up!

Normally this strip gets a laugh out of me but this one wasn’t funny at all.

That kid has an amazingly sophisticated imagination.

I hope he grew up to become a very understanding father…

This is getting painful. I never put my parents’ car in a ditch but I did other stuff and I know exactly how he feels.

Bet she locks it from now on… If she still has a car to lock.

Doesn’t it usually?

Guess it’s time to leave Nova. Any recommended alternatives?

Oh, those innocent times…

Wait 'til Calvin hits 40 and finally realizes he actually peaked at 6…

A customer at my workplace does this routinely, then shoves the paper in and flushes. The result is a clogged toilet and a bowl full of soggy paper and shit. And guess who usually gets to clean it up…

He’s so bright and imaginative, he probably would have invented 4chan–or something even worse.

Oh man, if I was Suzie, Calvin would be so dead after that last remark…