Like I said… anecdotal. I’ve never had that problem with any other blood draw, ever.

When I was enlisted, the care sucked

Pregnancy is not an edge case, though.

Home of them vs us

FMLA IS a right (albeit crap compared to most of the rest of the civilized world). They just find ways to screw people out of it

First class? HAH!

Granted, my anecdote is more than 20 years old, but a simple blood test almost put me out because the intern taking my blood had to try 5 times, in two veins, just to get the few ml she needed, after exploding the first vein

And those of us who retain the right after service can still shop there

Does this mean he’s done messing around in American politics?

Don’t you mean “run by” OP?

I wouldn’t even bother going abroad. I’d be too embarrassed

Also the face I make when my teenager decides to push my buttons

Yes. Many baby boomers (and their parents) are racist as fuck. Especially in the south.

If I were to take a drill to a leaky boat hull and claimed to have “improved it,” would it sink any slower?

I’m sorry Dave. I can’t do that.

It’s not illegal there?

Ugh… I can’t believe i actually typed that out

Would’ve been better if it was “gunpowder-smelling confusing”

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

Have you seen the morons who go to American churches? I wouldn’t go, but if I was forced to, I wouldn’t go unarmed (especially knowing everyone else was)

He told it to remind him to get milk the next day. The artificial stupidity set up a cron job to check if it was “tomorrow” every so often before it reminded him. He’s a moron for paying for a completely wasteful stupid system that wasted his money.

A fool and his money are soon parted

I can’t wait until we find that it’s just molecules or maybe a simple replicating cell or two and we can be done with this “omg, ALIEEN LIFFFE” crap.

Puke… Barf… Whatever, lol