There were readers invested in your tale. While the best lessons are learned the hardest, I’m glad things ended up well for you. Keep going, my Lemmy friend.

Oh, it hurt the sadistic, murdering, rapist’s feelings?

Keep the statues. They’re Important.

The instant you touch literally any surface in that bathroom - public or private - you have somebody’s poop on you.

For that reason alone, you should wash your hands.

In fact, I know one guy who washes the public toilet seat - soap and all - before he sits. Can’t blame him, really.

My dog was murdered by a dog literally 3 times her weight almost 2 weeks ago.

So not so good.

Music and television - and society’s colour choices in general - have become very bland and unexciting.

You dropped this. It means what was said is sarcasm: /s

Right? Censoring swear words only started when tech companies started sucking on trump’s trumpet.

Don’t. Don’t do it. Never give in to a bully.

Isn’t it only isreali and US ships not allowed through the strait? IIRC, Iran is letting other nations sail through unmolested.

It’ll happen to him too.

https://youtu.be/1CYTcQUKTVY Swastika Destroyed

You know, I gotta say, that might just serve them right. Those billionaire owners sucking on the teat of president inmate #P01135809 just might some comeuppance.

Like these poor giraffes, I guess 🥺https://youtu.be/zX5cJJ8CyEw

Dementia Donny doesn’t remember anything, them his mind fills in the gaps with lies.

It’s always the ones you suspect the most.

How are you making the thorn?! “anoþer”

I am stunned. Absolutely stunned. I may never recover from knowing elon musk doing something unethical.

Chuck Norris was a MAGAt. Anti-lgbtq, strong christian family values, etc. Right wing nutjob. Glad he’s gone.

The Sergeant of Marines had two bones broken in his arm yet still held on. No such thing as a former Marine.

Microslop is the most microslopping microslop that ever microslopped.

We’ll be much better prepared this time. A mobile trailer has been bought for use by police and town government, a full evacuation plan including for the elderly and disabled, an alert system has been put into effect, everybody in town will have “go bags” and valuables by their front door, and a lot of fire breaks were created last Fall.

I feel much more confident this time around. But still, the very real possibility of losing our home is terrifying, no matter how prepared we are.