First thing they do is order a liter of cola each

Houses burn as easily as flags

Damn, shots fired with that portrait

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat. Otherwise we’d get along.

Databases aren’t fireproof. This seems like a good reason to kick things off.

Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.

This man’s such a piece of shit even Tyndale didn’t want to stick around.

Papa Palpatine

Grinder crashes immediately

That’s cool and all, but can I get sight beyond sight?

With all the explosive energy in the sun, it’s definitely a power bottom then right?

Are we due for a new fat man, hot wife sitcom?

The All Ghillied Up level in MW still hits hard

With all those pipes stealing water, it would sure be a shame if Luigi popped out.

No mass forgiveness, only mass shootings.

Mr. President, a second chat has hit the Signal.

An insane list of demands like that should fall under the “We don’t negotiate with terrorists” clause right?