America is slowly switching to the metric system: metric pounds, metric feet, you know…

What makes farts flammable then?

I have a military joke, but I couldn’t defend it

He’s also the same color as OJ.

Also, he will build a wall, and the Palestinians will pay for it.

Bre-united and it feels so good.

Because suicide bombers wear them only once?

Do the brakes brake by wire, or break by wire?

A half nut vs a total nut

I reckon that after the war most buildings will be newly built.

Is she carrying a pair of combat scissors?