80 something year old head of state dies

It isn’t Trump

Keep trying, Universe. You’ll get there eventually.

It took Lincoln hours to die. Getting shot in the head isn’t as instant of a death as most people think.

That’s what Trumps preparing for. It’s why he keep rambling about his stupid ballroom, 'cause he’s building a bunker under it for protection when shit hits the fan.

Putting Grant below Buchanan is a fog horn.

That is literally saying reconstruction was worse than the civil war itself.

Not to mention the Strait of Hormuz. (Didn’t he literally try to rename THAT the Strait of America too?)

Yeah, and Trump is one of most unpopular. People compare the two and Trump looks bad in comparison and he hates that. So he badmouths Zohran now.

Nobody stays in Trumps good books forever. Certainty not if they outshine him.

Well, he DID like him. For a while.

Trump likes winners. But if they make HIM look like a loser, not so much.

I mean, it’s not like they aren’t still taking it away. They praise her and her charity only to take all they can away from it while nobody’s looking.

There are way more eyes on the annoying orange than there ever were on the turtle man.

There’s no way someone wouldn’t anonymously report it to the media or massively fuck up and spill it in some other way.

Man, why are all the GOOD 80 year olds dying while the worst 80 year old gets to keep ruining the world?

Donny Diaper is well on his way to make that a reality already, no help needed.

As someone with no skin in the game and who hasn’t bothered paying much attention to this case, this feels like the 2020s version of the O.J. trial.

He’s the best thing to happen to quite a lot of countries not named USA…

Core childhood memory. I remember getting this game for Christmas 2004 and playing it religiously until the sequel came out a year later.

Some might also be in the lost & found.

I’m guessing dads are on a different belt?

A more concise and universal description of conservative values is: “Fuck you, got mine.”