Just a friend. (I’d give him hugs.)

Right now, it’s scarlet and violet. Before that, it was legends Arceus. Before that, is was Sword and Shield. Before that, it was Sun/Moon. Before that it was X/Y. Before that…

The Pokemon TV app, lol JK

I was so excited the first night I couldn’t sleep.

Espurr~!

Hah, I got that reference. “I’m not crazy. You’re the one that’s crazy.”

Heh, the Selfie Filter makes me look younger. But there is grey in that beard!

But did Meta interview John Mastodon? /s

I decided today that I’m a Radical Therian. We believe there haven’t been real Christians since the reign of Constantine the Great. Real Christians get fed to lions. One of our core beliefs is that Christians should be fed to lions. If they are truly without fault, then they shall be spared like Daniel in the lion’s den. Any attempt to refute this or deny us the right not to serve Christians will be considered oppression and a violation of our first amendment rights.

If they demand to be identified as Christians, then put forth your demand to identify as a wolf.

Incineroar and that other monkey guy… Rillaboom.

I drink a monster every morning and it barely does anything. Then again, I’m on drugs that make me sleepy.

I once was at a party with nothing but gay Republicans. 🙄

Amazing.

Saying you don’t like playing video games is like saying you don’t read books or watch cinema. It’s its own medium.

6 Was my favorite!

I feel * checks wheel * Ashamed and Isolated today.

I just set up a community for fuzzy baby animal pics called “FurryPorn.” No pics yet, but I’m sure there will be some soon.

Part of me wants to go to Reddit to post my dick pics in every forum. “Post your dick and/or boobs for great Justice!”

Interesting. As a lonely introvert who forces himself to go out to bars, this makes me question that.

Hurray Estonia~!