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I am convinced people do this cum thing on purpose, I have never seen it used when there is no possible way to interpret it as meaning ejaculate, it’s always cum restaurant or cum tourist or something
I am convinced people do this cum thing on purpose, I have never seen it used when there is no possible way to interpret it as meaning ejaculate, it’s always cum restaurant or cum tourist or something
I believe for that to work we would first need a comprehensive education campaigning about the dynamics of lesbian relationships, we can not risk confusing the electorate and ending up with another 2016 election.
I do not think women should be allowed to be presidential nominees because I, like most of the electorate I assume, vote based on which of the candidates I imagine as the bottom in a hypothetical gay relationship between them. I would love to one day see a woman president, and I fully support them inheriting the duties through the line of succession, but it is too dangerous to mess with the electoral process.
He is a bit of a dork, but it’s written like that on purpose. He is like a Sonic OC level of fantasy cool guy, but in a world that does not tolerate that kind of fantasy fulfillment, often leading to him being the butt of the joke.
good for them
Two people there independently made a “you are serving me at a cafe lmao” joke, these freaks really hate working people
Making a video essay where the visuals are mostly text on a black background, but making sure the background has a slight color gradient so all my viewers get to look at compression artifacts for an hour
The people writing the training programs are sabotaging you because they want to win the marathon themselves
It’s pretty funny how common it is for one side to view posting as a performance and another to view it (more correctly) as a conversation. It happens on twitter all the time, where someone will write a comedic post, and someone replies with what in the real world would be a completely normal riff, only to get a reply like “do not tell my joke back at me”.
Sonya looked delightful–toes protruding–in her brown fur in a pond. Very very respectful.
Some meme propaganda twitter accound posted “labor makes all wealth” and in the replies there are so many different snippets from the second paragraph of Critique of the Gotha Programme, each one cutting out the second sentence that says “The above phrase is to be found in all children’s primers and is correct insofar as it is implied that labor is performed with the appurtenant subjects and instruments.” I am going to become the Joker.
Times are getting hard for us old cheese counterfeiters
“Media illiteracy” is quickly becoming one of the three or so rotating concepts twitter uses to explain every phenomenon until it loses all meaning
People are too hyped for Shadow of the Erdtree to pay attention to the fact that you will lose access to the DLC and even Elden Ring itself when you die in real life. This is a serious consumer rights issue, but I guess gamers like their little treats too much to even consider boycotting the game.
This just in: Noam Chomsky has gone missing, he is nowhere to be found
Should have used the “imagine you are a vampire” technique
Made some rhubarb juice, there wasn’t enough red color in the skin so it ended up swamp water green instead of pink, but it’s still tasty
How does it compare to NUMB3RS, the TV series from 2005 where a mathematician helps the FBI solve crimes?
Coming closer to fully agreeing with Skull Face from MGSV every day
What part about Vaal Hazak is graceful, the puke attack?