SwifferWetjet

In a retail career approaching 30 gang

The first time I got called an N’Wah I think was when I like, really understood slurs as a piece of vocabulary lol. Like this isn’t even a fucking word and you’re making me uncomfortable, dude I don’t even really know what it means yet! 💀

Sega does what nintendont 😎 (hire actors who have admitted to assaulting women and don’t give a shit that they have done so, Sega nor actor)

I do possess peripheral vision, unfortunately and he likes to sit down next to her, like he expects us to stop and continue talking about how cute he is. Lol

Friendly reminder that you should purchase Nintendo products secondhand if you absolutely cannot emulate and pay to get that bad boy modded cause fuck Nintendo

Oh beautiful! Thanks 😊

Lol “flaw”

Guess I’m ditching android fully. Anyone got any reccos for something with a pricetag that won’t make me cry and no Google bullshit?

Why does one of our cats stare whenever I’m getting the ol beej, tho fr

Dog I get it I really do shit sandwich shit ice cream question goes here. One of those sandwiches you know for a fucking fact literally has super rabies and is incapable of being entirely truthful in ANY capacity. It is time to admit the shit sandwich is delusional and that we cannot speak on the cognitive state of the shit ice cream, because we don’t really know anything we aren’t fed by the shit sandwich in some capacity about that shit ice cream.

I genuinely hate how often I have to have this conversation with people. I’m like ok, yes, that thing from China is bad. How do you feel about the kent state massacre? How do you feel about the battle of blair mountain? How do you feel about ruby ridge/waco?

You know these things, you see them as bad things, and you… Just assume the government is still telling the truth? Maybe they’re ALL aligned with the concept of currency for self above all else??

I swear to Christ I mean the concept of the FDA is pretty dope I guess. Hey, why do you think we need to tell people that they can’t sell you straight up poison as “food” because it’s cheaper?

PS Vita supremacy

Ain’t a song made out there called “Fuck The Fire Department.”

Or “Fuck the EMS” either while we’re at it.

I wonder why?

I’d probably put it on an aquarium setting if I could find one. Could probably hook it up with an RPi pre damn easy if not.

No, but… [Marge Simpson “I just think it’s neat” goes here]

Man I downloaded this shit last week for crimson desert content and it’s throwing projectors at me left and right and this is not helping 💀

I’ll never forget my brother heading to GameStop to grab me a copy of Halo 3 for like $15. Dude in front of him in line was trading in a steel book edition. Got offered like $4 and thankfully my brother is an extrovert and went “I’ll give ya $20” which is what I’d sent him with.

Looks like me when I play any VR game. If I’m not pistol whipping, I’m monologuing like a supervillain 😂

Tiered looking. Dog was in full German chocolate cake mode. That’s how he remembered the circles.

Oh boy! Gmod 2 but now with micro transactions!

Fyi, none of the games are worth it and the ones that are will be ported off the game sooner rather than later. Everything is just a rehash of your favorite Gmod game modes.

Me rn