“Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: […] like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.” —Jonathan Swift
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Nasty. I thought this was satire at first and had to read it back.
“What kind of ‘hacked’?”
“Yes”
Joker (2019)
“I never asked for this.”
tropical climate
Damn, didn’t realize California was that baja.
True, we’re just going for intra-series consistency with Roman numerical prefixes.
OP, “mono-” is the Greek root. You’re looking for “unisexual”.
According to Wiktionary, the etymology of “shark” beyond Middle English is unknown – and even there, we only see it once in 1442.
Edit: the Online Etymology Dictionary has more.
Fun facts about horseshoe crabs:
Edit: For some taxonomic context, king crabs are closer than shrimp are closer than woodlouse are closer than barnacles are closer than bees are closer than myriapods (centipedes and millipedes) are closer than horseshoe crabs to being crabs.
JK, thanks for the legalese
Expanding a bit:
All the legalese is saying is that if the AG sues to have a company dissolved and the court finds either that the company or a high-up at the company (in the course of their work at the company) keeps committing felonies, the court can, if deemed necessary to stop similar conduct in the future, require the company to wind up its affairs (i.e. get its shit in order) and then be terminated.
Texas Business Organizations Code, Title 1, Chapter 11, Subchapter G, Section 301 (“Involuntary winding up and termination of filing entity by court action”):
(a) A court may enter a decree requiring winding up of a filing entity’s business and termination of the filing entity’s existence if, as the result of an action brought under Section 11.303 (“The attorney general shall file an action against a filing entity in the name of the state seeking termination of the entity’s existence if […]”), the court finds that one or more of the following problems exist:
[…]
(5) public interest requires winding up and termination of the filing entity because:
(A) the filing entity has been convicted of a felony or a high managerial agent of the filing entity has been convicted of a felony committed in the conduct of the filing entity’s affairs;
(B) the filing entity or high managerial agent has engaged in a persistent course of felonious conduct; and
© termination is necessary to prevent future felonious conduct of the same character.
Worry not, m’lady. aggressively tips fedora For I will save you!
CBS is reporting on a report from the Ludwig Institute for Shared Economic Prosperity (LISEP) whose corresponding August 20 press release can be found here. (Archive here.)
Jeans…
Beans…
Leans…
Deans…
Long ago, the four shitposts lived together in harmony.
I’ll bet God’s really kicking himself in the ass for his promise not to flood the Earth again.
Did someone say “HOG WATER”?!
The document where Adam and Eve declare that they’re sovereign citizens with a right to convey fruits into their stomachs (different from eating) and that God, not trying them under admiralty law, lacks jurisdiction.
The argument was on whether the US Constitution guarantees the right to safe drinking water. You’re citing the Declaration of Independence.
It’s good to see Kimbra found love after her breakup with Gotye.