Well yeah, that’s because there’s been shit inside of it for a while now.

What did it play?

Beep beep?

Or maybe beep beep beep?

Necrophilia is bad

Oh no, infighting! We really hate to see that! Please, no more!

…should have sent a poet

Now I know, and

Tbh, I don’t know who the lady is

Shocking! Mmmm…nah

I call it “I want to be an alien”

Trailer? I don’t even know 'er!

That’s what the Everclear is for. It’s going in his gullet regardless, may as well make the experience somewhat palatable.

Do you put all of the ingredients into the condom for her pleasure?

Add an egg yellow, capers, Dijon mustard, onion, salt, ketchup, pepper, mix it and it’s good to go

See, the whole joke was that Mark was the sex offender. It was a bit of a sideways jab and can be missed.

Uh oh, Mark’s about to lose his glasses.

Is the oven on? Go check

In memorial, I will get all my brown Legos together for the biggest…

Lol, they really think the orange one’s greed has bounds? They’re stupider than I thought, and it was already pretty far down there.

I guess I’m the new Freddie Mercury because I like to make sure my S.O. gets hers every time. It’s just a Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

That was a waste of a read. Oh! Shocking! Orange dress! Perhaps she was just trying to match his facial pigment.