Valmond

Piefed is coming baby

That’s what happens when you let the Norwegians give the price, smh. /sj

Get what art at wall Mart?

Edit: I mean you must think of 'Murica for this to work I guess, I’m not awake.

How would you know the difference? Did you get circumcised as an adult or something?

“Smells like a foot”

A ha ha ha ha ha ha, … inhales … Aaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

So he just reversed it.

Ron from 2003.

OMG my xiaomy only has some proprietary bs to make it into a “phone computer”, and I already decided the next is going to be a linux phone, this is going to be so fun!

Ha ha just a keyboard a mouse and a screen 😁 and im freeeee! And a charge plug. And a second battery, but that’s okay.

Surprise! Those docks also have bad windows support!

Checkmate poors!

I never understood why that didn’t take off more, like even when you "could* swap out a phone battery for example (miss you old xiaomi 2 & 5 !) it wasn’t hot swappable, even a condensator+some quick deep sleep could probably let you do it if you’re fast smh.

Get one that folds backwards!

My thinkpad (480, 490?) is super thin and keeps the lights on for like 8-10 hours.

Screen could be better ofc, can’t have everything I guess.

Makes me remember that old “chose your adventure” book comic:

The old man asks you “do you believe everything is deterministic?”

For “yes” go to page 72. For"no" go to page 72

Elon too.

Patch coming in 2018! Promise!!

One cool thing with todays “AI” is it’s only statistics, so I can ask it C’est combien for a new brödrost, and it works perfectly well.

Super handy when you’re typing and you forget a word in the language you’re using.

Exactly (swede in france here), and that europe starts to wake up.

I have used up all my friday and saturday pills, what to do, only have sex on mondays now?