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Mid, hope project 2029 is better
Mid, hope project 2029 is better
french
fuck you im going to stretch my frenulum out 20 feet on 3 axes my dick and balls will fill out the garden center at walmart
yuri
more like reeks where doodoos happen
I was on the internet in 2010 💢💢 I was roflcoptering to Parry Gripp
What if my shoe is a foot freak. I don’t want to throw them away
This design change is way too on the nose
To be fair I feel like a corpse dragon sometimes
See the shower doesn’t bother me because I’m used to it. The bidet thing is icky because it’s new to me and I am fucking crazy. The self cleaning part is good to know though
I have long wanted a bidet attachment. But the concept of sharing a starfish super soaker with other people in my house is deeply upsetting to me.
Getting in the shower
Being in the shower
Getting out of the shower
Yeah that checks out
I just wish they would drive through the suburbs instead of assaulting me with loud wet fart noises for hours doing circles in the parking lot
edit I don’t know what a hoonie dirtbag or whatever is I just wanted to complain
Memojis?
Hexbear is not a dating site
she land on my oak til my meat spill
I need a black light on this right now