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3 months agoYou talking to me?
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Cake day: July 24th, 2023
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Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?
2·5 months agoThese are great!
Is Dr Patches’ degree medical or academic?
2·7 months agoHard to get more traditional than this!
1·7 months agoUgh, my username is also Bort
2·7 months agoIf the mouth is closed then crocs have their teeth poking out, gators don’t. If the mouth is open then consider running away.
No feedback really other than I like the pics, keep up the good work!
1·10 months agoJust a lowly, lowly cook
Have you tried calling the new number for the emergency services recently? Fortunately there’s a little jingle to help you remember it.
Even these lads can tell this isn’t a car
Look at big lad OP here having sex every two years!
The SNP master plan!
1·1 year agoYou talking to me?
Repeat with exponential growth, starting asking everyone you know if they want any spiderlings
Looks like meat’s off the menu boys, but we’ve got this suspicious looking pizza