Repetitive strain injuries, yeah. Bad wrist/finger technique isn’t just a problem for typists. Learn the right tech up front and save yourself pain later, trust me on this.

I don’t think you can go wrong either way, but based on what you’ve shared, my rec is piano/keys. Consider picking up a cheap MIDI keyboard with USB MIDI out so you can plug it into a PC or smartphone. From there you’re limited only by your skills and imagination, assuming your gear is in good working order. There’s a lot of good free virtual instrument options out there which should let you get your feet wet enough to decide whether you wanna jump in all the way. I know of Surge XT and Vital for synthesizer instruments, I’m not sure what all’s out there for orchestral/acoustic sample packs, sorry.

If you wanna get serious with any instrument and you can afford it, consider taking lessons as well so you learn proper form and techniques to reduce the chance of injuring yourself.

Godspeed, comrade!

Open with a joke, even if it’s corny. Tell a story from when you first met your bro’s partner. Keep it short, sweet, and heartfelt and everyone will appreciate it. It really helps if you can point to a time when you knew they were right for each other.

But don’t overdo it, you probably only need to fill a couple of minutes at most. Close with an invitation for everyone to share in the love they (hopefully) feel for each other and some statement welcoming the two families in joining together.

Good luck and congrats!

Every time I read stuff like this I think about the infomercial where the guy’s carrying 50 pounds of food and trying to sit down on his couch. He’s stumbling, food is flying everywhere, his task is obviously impossible because he’s chosen to carry all this shit. The clear solution is to stop carrying so much, but that can’t be the answer because he’s entitled to all his treats!

Wait, do they want to stop it?

How can you expect a poster of Elon’s voluminous prolific (dare I say: virile??) profile to spend time Grok-ing every Xeet? He’s saving the world with posting!

May despair become hope by the dying of the empire

13 seconds in and I’m hooked

Hell yeah it even disorients the player if they touch it

Dude living like a Vonnegut character

Yay, new Happy Roadkill

My ideal version of preordering is joining a torrent swarm and waiting for a seed to connect

I’ve been saying this for years, that the Mitt Romney and Liz Cheney Republicans would splinter off and join the Democrats. I just figured it would’ve taken another 4 or 5 presidential cycles. I can’t believe it’s happening in my lifetime.

Jesus tittyfucking christ

Finally within reach, the warrior’s death he craves

What’s your budget and how much grunt do your games demand? You might do OK with something in the RX 5000 or 6000 series. These might only be available as used/refurb, but if you shop carefully you can find good deals, and some refurb cards even come with warranties on ebay.

I just picked up a refurb 6750 XT which was a huge upgrade over my 1650S. It’s running great in Bazzite, and since it’s an older card but still meets my needs I feel like I got a great deal. Even better that it was a refurb. I’m very happy so far.

All these old posts are bringing back memories of the Something Awful forums, good weird dumb times.

“like what ya see?”

Cop was fucking up the money

Every time a theater kid is born, the gods flip a coin…