Rockstar was 100% committed to making sure nothing fun accidentally made it into RDR2.

$11 gallons of wine sounds like a headache in a bottle

These aren’t like official badges or anything, it’s just some person selling them. You could just make your own for zero dollars.

Currently Fatigued: Low Energy

This might be the best article Hard Drive has ever published.

I’m completely unpredictable, a total wild card, one time I even got drunk at a party and ordered a pizza.

Dog it’s the end of September and it’s 110° degrees outside right now.

Are they considering making the game fun this time?

I’ve been recently diagnosed as an adult and it was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. I like to joke that the ADHD diagnosis process with Kaiser Permanente is set up so that if you actually complete it, it’s proof that you don’t have ADHD.

How did I not know Trump Jr. was engaged to Newsom’s ex-wife?

I’m just starting Grandia on an emulator on my laptop right now.

Its probably just dirty or corroded inside. Opening it up and cleaning the contacts with rubbing alcohol will probably fix it.

Wayne Gretzky and his brother Brent have the highest combined score of any brothers in NHL history.

Yeah, I’m confused. This site is one of the least horny places I’ve ever seen on the internet.

Sameboy does GBC too so it’s all good

Complete tangent but, in highschool during a literature class, one of my classmates was reading a passage from the textbook outloud and pronounced “wanton carnality” as “wonton carnality” and the teacher laughed for like 5 straight minutes.

Just when I thought I’d heard every possible take, Gunther comes out of fucking nowhere with the “Palestine is real and should be part of NATO”

Fuck it, Yakuza is an isekai now.

Also this was leaked like 5 months ago and no one thought it was real.